November 22, 2008

Okay, so, I don’t know if you guys have heard of this yet, but there’s this show on TLC about a super devout Christian family from Arkansas with 17 children called 17 And Counting.

The Dugger family:

That’s SEVENTEEN.  10001 in binary.  With another on the way.  Their names are as follows:
Joshua, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah and Jennifer.

I cannot believe how mind-blowingly selfish these parents are.  I mean, seventeen?  Normally I wouldn’t judge too quickly before watching the show and actually getting a handle on what their lives are like, but I can’t think of any possible way two people can give seventeen respective children the love and care and one-on-one parent/child time each needs.  And if there’s any way to make a child feel less special than a prisoner of Auschwitz, giving them all virtually the same name is pretty damn close.  Johannah and Joy-Anna?  And what the fuck is a Jinger?  As a big supporter of adoption, this just seems to me like a horrible waste.

Hey, see this?

This is an orphan.  He doesn’t have any parents.  I don’t understand why ANYONE would drop that many more children into the world while there are already 50-200 million without homes.  Thank God for these people, I mean Jesus THANK JESUS for people like the Duggers, feeding off of the wealth and fame their poor miserable children are earning them while poppin’ out more and more and more with no visible end in sight.

Their reasoning is that ‘children are blessings from God’.  As if I didn’t already have a screaming distaste for these people for aforementioned reasons, they’re also building upon the bad name of Christians everywhere which really fucking grinds my gears, being brought up in a very Christian household with very sane, reasonable people.  You are certainly doing you lord a favor.  And another thing, your VAGINA is not a CLOWN CAR




One Response to “”

  1. brandon. Says:

    i couldn’t agree more.

    i’m never having children, it’s killing everyone.

    i dont wanna kill everyone. what am i, a cop?

    and allow me to over dub your statement: FUCK YOU

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