The Answer

May 29, 2008


Whoever borrowed my Twisted Metal, give it back.

Lady: And how do you determine what makes a good or bad day?
Me:
I rate my days on a scale from one to ten of how much I think it would matter if a big rig came and mowed me over.
Lady:
So, do you play any sports?

Look, lady – I’m sure you have a great plan for this whole thing, but I’m afraid I’m seeing no progress here and I regret to inform you that our next rendezvous will be our last.  I mean, is this really even about school anymore?  It’s high time we parted ways.

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