Top Three Celebrity Crushes

May 28, 2008

1. Anthony Bourdain
He gets paid (presumably) ridiculous amounts of money to travel the Earth, eat raw shark with Icelanders, be pants-droppingly good looking and genuinely hilarious. He is the perfect mix of friendliness, sarcasm, cynicism, ruggedness and everything else that matters. Would.

2. Les Stroud
I would eat capers out of his butt crack.

3. Chuck Klosterman
This guy is so intelligent that his brains are practically oozing out of his ears. Granted, he’s not a very good looking guy – but he’s just so God damn impressive. Call me, we can go on a date and you can just talk at me for a couple of hours.


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