Cults

April 16, 2008

Anybody else want to join one?  Just long enough to do a few sacred cult rituals and earn a secret decoder ring.  Seriously.  Who fucking doesn’t want to be part of this?

It’s like fight club, but it’s dead-ass serious.  And you’d better believe you’re going to see blood.  Probably yours.  And if you’re not down with wearing bedsheets then you’re a fucking joke.  It’s like Halloween every day, and you’re all ghosts.  Except you’re really just a cult.  Also, you get to go out wearing Nike’s, if you were worried about not having a legacy then you can just fucking forget that because here it is being served to you on a silver platter with lizard eyes and goblin warts.  What the fuck do you know.

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