Did anybody else see that story on TV about the homicidal Santa guy?  It was on MSNBC at like five AM, or probably on some other stations earlier but I was way too preoccupied with yon boyfriend.  Dude gets divorced, so he MAKES a flame-thrower, gets a gun, dresses up as Santa Clause and goes on a murderous rampage at a Christmas party killing eight people.

Supposedly it was a kid who answered the door, and promptly got flame-throwered in the face by Santa.  He didn’t even die, which is the worst part.  Poor lil’ dude.  This is the most metal Christmas ever.