American Apparel

Oh, sweet, just what I always wanted. All the freshest and most hip styles, stiff with month-old spunk

http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/09/28/american-apparel-ads-make-me-want-to-defile-things-i-shouldnt-want-to-defile/

I’m sorry, but this place turning out to be a sex cult does not make me want to shop there any less. Or work there any less, for that matter. In fact, SIGN ME UP!